// NEW EVIDENCE HAS ARRIVED // 

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INVESTIGATE
THE WEIRD.

Darkly funny graphic tees for cryptid watchers, horror fans, night-shift investigators, and anyone with reasonable concerns about portals.

CURRENT EVIDENCE

FEATURED REPORTS

FIELD REPORTS

PORTAL INCIDENTS

AFTERLIFE SESSIONS

SPOOKY EPITAPHS

STRANGE REPORTS. GOOD SHIRTS.

Underground Monster Patrol documents cryptids, cosmic accidents, suspicious wildlife, and other events best handled from a safe distance. Every collection is built like evidence from the same strange universe.

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